(Photo: Zemke and I, 2000?, Tonga Room, not on the list)
I got my MacBook Pro back from the Apple store after having the battery replaced – it had started to expand in a worrisome way (though the trackpad). I’ve had this laptop since 2010 though it still feels pretty new. I don’t use it often, mostly for looking through the gazillion photos I have on iPhoto. And for storing all of the random bits of information I’m dragging around with me like a dirty and soggy binary scarf. Damn, that was poetic.
Amongst the flotsam I found some files I kept non-public on a server – most were totally random or boring, but I did find a list of people I’d kissed that I kept up rather well. I’m pretty sure it’s 100% accurate. Do you think I can add Rufus to the end to make it 21? Twenty one sounds more dangerous than twenty. And this is a kiss list. Some numbers were one kiss wonders. I had years attached to the original, but a lady has to keep some of her secrets. I’ve also removed last names except for the 1st and last, because that shit’s iconic, right?
- Travis Hurdlow
- John in Alaska
- boy @ State Speech & Debate tournament
- Matt @ Lewis & Clark College
- Adam from Albuquerque
- L.A dude from MySpace
- Sky Lanigan (ad nauseum)